Some of us met at Kerry's on Friday night.
Present were Moo, Clare (with unborn Roger or Demi), Pete, Phil, Ob and Kerry. But where was everyone else; will Andy answer his phone; is Keith even still alive; who is this 'Darragh' person anyway; where were you?

On the menu was pasta with some sort of crème cheese, that I can't remember the name of, but Moo really liked it. For desert was carrot cake, without any carrot in it.

We then retired to the drawing room, where we learnt about diverticulitis (is that right, is that what we were discussing?), crabs on wardrobes and polygamy preferences.

Later, Pete's identical twin sister, Naomi called in briefly after Pete had to go to the city airport to pick her up; before they left to go pickup their older brother from the international airport.

(* Not all of the above may be entirely accurate.)